#3 MAY 20, 2019 · 6 yr ago
The season 2 opener that introduced yet another wave of new characters to the franchise. At least this lot were a bit more memorable than the previous lot.
Serpentor is the main focus of this story despite not technically making his big entrance until the end of part 4. Now, the first thing of GI Joe I ever saw was the movie, back in about 2003, so didn't really know about anything of the show's history at that point, I was seeing a whole set of established villains, most of whom I liked. I saw Serpentor with those snakes on his back that he could pull out and hurl as weapons, and thought, "that's a cool power, the toy must have been great" - but then I saw his creation here, and he doesn't have that power in the series, the snake heads are just decorative to his costume here, and it was never explained in the movie where this power suddenly came from. As such, I can't help but wonder if Serpentor would have been better suited to being in a different show, like He-Man or even Thundercats. GI Joe is a little too grounded in reality for this character to make sense.
The other main villain introduced is Dr Mindbender - although first time I saw it I thought Scrap-Iron was new too, I'd forgotten about his having a small part in one of the earlier 5-parters (the second one I think). But Dr Mindbender - again, he seems out of place in this show, I can picture him in He-Man, or maybe Defenders Of The Earth. Sounds like a character who could have the power of hypnosis. Also there's the new Dreadnoks, although only Zarana got any major airtime. Monkeywrench had some comic value with his fear of spiders, (and he absolutely looked like one of the gang already so that helped), but Zandar and Thrasher got no development at all.
On the heroes front, we get Hawk, Beach Head, Sgt Slaughter, Lifeline, Leatherneck & Wetsuit, and plenty more who don't stand out here like Lowlite and Lift-Ticket. But the ones that do, well, Hawk is the sort of character that they should have had there from the start, a permanent boss deploying the right Joes for the right mission, like Bulletproof in COPS. Actually, speaking of COPS, there's a character in that called Checkpoint who is supposedly the son of Beach Head, introduced here.
This brings me onto Beach Head and Sgt Slaughter. The way Beach Head is moaning at the start of the story, it would have made more sense for him to be the one whipping the Joes into shape after the first attack, with Hawk admitting to him that he was right. As it is, we get Sgt Slaughter introduced as the comedy bastard, very gratuitously, he turns up in the middle of the battle and single-handedly turns the tide. It's just not right. And the way Hawk just licks the wrestler's boots after this, it's ridiculous. Sgt Slaughter could have been introduced in a manner similar to that of Quick Kick in the previous 5-parter, and indeed it would have worked much better than Quick Kick's introduction too! But as it is, I can't help but be reminded of the time Chris Martin of Coldplay appeared on Extras.
The rivalry between Leatherneck and Wetsuit is good comedy, they'll diss each other until the cows come home but if anyone else says anything bad about one of them, the other will come down on them like a ton of bricks, "nobody disses this guy but me!" mentality. Actually there's a Garfield strip where we see he's like that about Odie, when some creature hits Odie, Garfield picks him up and flings him away (probably the most effort that notoriously lazy cat has ever gone to in his life!), and says "nobody beats up on Odie but me." Leatherneck incidentally is very much the new Gung-Ho.
And finally Lifeline, the medical guy who's so anti-violence that he won't even touch a weapon to save his life - that literally happens in one episode, when he's in a pit full of nasties, and one of the other characters stretches his rifle down and Lifeline refuses to grab it! Another ridiculous comedy extreme, and what was wrong with Doc as their main medical guy anyway?
As for the story itself, well, it follows a similar pattern to the previous three, Cobra have a plan and need to go to lots of different locations around the world to get the plan into operation, and have a fight with the Joes at each one. The Frankenstein concept of just creating a new leader from DNA of a bunch of dead military leaders is a very dodgy one, especially given that it's not explained why they will combine into a living soul - I'd be a bit happier with it if Mindbender was putting all this DNA into a living person already, but it's not explained how he's creating life from nowhere. And then at the end they just charge in and attack Washington. Given how long they spent in the whole setup process, the end seems rather hurried. This was a 5-part storyline, but it could have easily been cut to 3 parts, maybe trim down a few characters too. Oh well, that's the first time I've said that about a GI Joe 5-parter so they must have been doing something right in the others.